GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A